Monday, May 26, 2008

101 mid term... and a joke?

just took psy mid term today. hmm dun think i score well. too bad cant S/U le.. just gonna piang for finals.. really not in e mood at all to study. cant bear to force myself and so i indulge in wow. lol.. i think i wun pursue a minor, i shld set my sights elsewhere.. hmm

my bro plays a lot nowadays tsk tsk. i had this ultra bad ulcer tat i feel pain every single second. and waking moments are the worse haha.. now i put some "watermelon frost" hope it will subside..

meeting was cancelled today, agenda was updated, seems like it is still far frm the end, and there are significant amount of things b4 agm.

as promised (not really promise though) here's a joke to entertain yi roe also..



Laugh for the Day !!
An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them, 'Good morning, our daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.' If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $5,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, it will be a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'


At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him.........


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'Then you try again.'


I hope it's funny lol. cos i really din hear it b4.

~life is beautiful..becos this world is imperfect~

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